Just Be Yourself.

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

(via cakerbee)

letsmakeloaf:

guys why is it called the walk of shame

and not the laid parade

(via pizza)

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

(via pizza)

thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

(via pizza)

getoffmybloghoe:

liking my selfie doesnt feed the kids

(via pizza)

fartgallery:

my biggest fear is dying while wearing a hat because I never wear them and I don’t want the people that find my body to think that I like to wear hats

(via losing-a-life-one-post-at-a-time)

rnerrychristmas:

u know when u yell someone’s name in the hallway and they don’t hear it but everyone else does 

(via head-on-the-unmade-bed)