Just Be Yourself.

  • me with friends: 9/10 would bang
  • me with family: what's a boy

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via pizza)

My cousin was just telling me about one time when she was in jail for possession of marijuana and this lady who starved her child to death was going off because someone stole her milk so my cousin said “are you fucking kidding me? Your poor child didn’t even get any milk” and the lady turned around and said “how dare you judge me” and my cousin said “no darling, I’m not judging you. I am stating the truth, any person who can do such horrific things to a child and then bitch about having no milk is not someone worth judging. All I am saying is that if you had of given your child to the authorities where it can find a better life and be fed, you wouldn’t be in here bitching about someone taking your milk” and the woman walked away as other inmates clapped and cheered for my cousin.
If that doesn’t make you proud then idk what will

They sound make a TV show where they monitor the lives of ordinary people and the first person to check their phone gets eliminated and the person who lasts the longest without checking it wins money.

I’d be eliminated first though

durrymuncher:

*wears a nice suit and gets down on one knee* u got kik?

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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sexaulity:

kiss me hard before you go

phoenixings:

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

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cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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(Source: cakejam, via pizza)

drakefanclub:

I can’t decide who’s me